After some asshat truck driver decided to rub up against my left rear quarter. Stuck in a parking lot on I75. Freeway is completely closed and everybody is getting routed off an exit/detour. So you know the drill, everybody creeping along, alternating between a dead standstill, and barely moving. Have a front row seat watching this asshat decide it's time to move 1 lane to the right. I'm honking and waving my hand out the window, to no avail as I watch the horror show unfold. No escape route.