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Old 09-06-2011, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TexasRider
Does checking your coolant tank for oil every drive count as this too
I stand amended..

My wife says its like I'm my own pitcrew... ( I like her thinking)
I imagine Stephano Domenicali, Sam Michael and Martin Whitmarsh all routinely check their own car's vitals out of habit..
Old 09-06-2011, 02:24 PM
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your neighbor's kids ask what you do for a living and then say you should be a mechanic..
Old 09-06-2011, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by kinda5150
everyone you meet asks what you do for a living and then say you should be a mechanic..
Fixed..

Here's mine:

when you buy an M5 and then never drive it because it's not good enough.
Old 09-06-2011, 05:01 PM
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If you read this thread and think: ''Hey it isn't *that* bad....''
Old 09-06-2011, 05:10 PM
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if when you say you drive a porsche people look at your car like thats not a porsche and you have to explain the lineage
Old 09-06-2011, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by yellowline

Also if it cracks you up when a girl asks you if you get "all the ladies because of your car."
BEST!!!!^^^
Old 09-06-2011, 08:14 PM
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You are thinking about putting an LS motor in it.
Old 09-06-2011, 08:57 PM
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if your under 10 minute drive home from work just turned into a 45 minute drive home.
Old 09-07-2011, 01:58 AM
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If you tell people you have a Porsche and they're impressed...at first
Old 09-07-2011, 02:17 AM
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When unknowing fathers walk up to your porsche at a car show, point at it and exclaim to the kids, "Kids look at this corvette!" "WHOA...."

When people walk up to my car at the show and say, right in front of me "see the car next to this one? *points at 928* thats what this car would look like if it was nice and fixed up!"

Old 09-07-2011, 03:01 AM
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When people ask, Why did you turbo a porsche? Did you do it yourself?
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If watching this video makes you want to kill whoever owns the patent on Doko Disks. What a waste.
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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Old 09-07-2011, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudeboy42
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
ruined my night
Old 09-07-2011, 10:43 PM
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You definitely own a 944 if you buy a spare one for parts and another spare for the down time.


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