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Old 11-15-2003, 12:57 AM
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Aint eva get respect i deserve, but nows we straight cause i rollin' the wheels. Dont mess da ride.
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Old 11-15-2003, 01:00 AM
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It's not easy when your husband is drunken gambler, but it's even worse when he's a drunken gambler with a temper. Bud was the kind of man who'd come home from the track with liquor on his breath, and 10 minutes later he'd be taking off his belt and strapping your back just because you had the audacity to tell him you'd hoped for a better life.

After the ninth or tenth such incident, Rosalee decided she'd finally had enough. The apartment was almost bare; the television had long since been repossessed, and so had the furniture. Worse, the pain from the fresh welts on her back was no longer soothed by the four Advil that had become her customary dosage. Tonight, when Bud came home-half his take-home pay thrown away at the horse races-he'd get a little surprise when he went to the refrigerator for a brewski. She wondered absently what she could possibly do to hurt this monster who'd destroyed her life.

Finally, an idea came to her...but it wasn't enough. She needed to think of something really despicable, something to teach Bud a lesson he'd not soon forget. She stretched out on the couch, meditating on the various forms of revenge she could exact upon her brute of a husband. Without meaning to, she fell asleep. Not to worry _ barely 20 minutes later, she woke up to the sting of Bud's belt again.
Old 11-15-2003, 01:05 AM
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Ok that was the weirdest reply ive ever read.

engine pic of DA VOLVO

Heres some more!
Old 11-15-2003, 01:10 AM
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whoa dude, i saw an r!
Old 11-15-2003, 01:17 AM
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HAHAHA on the engine cover! yeah! HAHAHAHA at least the car doesnt have some GTS badge or writing on it!
Old 11-15-2003, 01:33 AM
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What type of power is that rice volvo pushing?
Old 11-15-2003, 01:47 AM
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What type of power is that rice volvo pushing?
Rice Volvo? That is the V70R wagon. Along with the S60R, these cars haul major ***. 300HP, Turbo, Haldex AWD..pretty awesome cars.
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S60R
Old 11-15-2003, 01:49 AM
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No way???? Too weird!
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Seems real rice to me..

IMO I like the current volvos alot better.
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Originally posted by v944god
Seems real rice to me..

IMO I like the current volvos alot better.

Whats rice about the two pictures above? No stickers..No huge wing..No big fart pipe..Its looks match its performance. Maybe the blue one is a little rice, but that one is not the production R model, it was a concept. Would you call an M5 rice? I dont know if you know what rice means.
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I dont think its rice...i just think its soo unusual! MOMMY, STAY IN THIRD!!! IM LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
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What are you talking about volvo has a large racing history.
Also I think that "riced out" volvo has something like 400whp.
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Just keep in mind that Volvo doesn't have a strong enough automatic gearbox, so they've capped the torque in both S60R and V70R ... sure, the manual versions are relatively fast, but the automatic ones take a beating from the current T5 models
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Who wants an auto???????? Too hard to find the T-5R Wagons with manual or I would be driving one to/from work!!
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