Oh God.
Ok this merits a different thread.
Lets’ do a survey on Dan’s job!!!

Let’s see.
Seems reasonably educated(especially for Kentucky). I’m guessing liberal arts degree.

Not demented, but not neurotypical.
Would have to be a profession insulated from other humans, or a job that accepts eclectic choices.

Hmmm.
No, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I assumed a nice/safe heterosexual monogamist lifestyle....

that rules out the priesthood.

And, it would have to be a job where you could devote days of compensated project hours to photoshopping delusional adventures on a moments notice.

All right, if no one else is playing, I’m going to go with IT or professional puppeteer.