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Old 05-16-2006, 10:23 PM
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So, I'm on my way to a volleyball game tonight and I get behind a newer Mustang with some very nice sounding pipes. I've always liked the sound of Mustangs, especially with flowmasters or something comparable. He must really like the sound of it too, since he's driving in low and racking them off every stoplight. I hang behind him, resisting the urge to roll on by, especially since I see Johny Law directly behind me. I'm nearing my destination so, I change lanes and we come to stop at the next light side-by-side. He revs it up high gives me a head nod, 'sup? He's too interested in me to notice that one of the county's finest is right behind him. The light turns green and I goose it a little, enough to jump him and then I just proceed leisurely, taking the next left, but that was enough to get him to take the bait. He hauls a$$ like we're on Pinks and it's do or die time. Johny Law takes an immediate interest in him and runs him down, lights a-glowin'.

I almost feel guilty. Never had much of a conscience, though. I'm sure Karma will catch up to me soon.
Old 05-16-2006, 10:25 PM
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:26 PM
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That was way too dirty.
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Originally Posted by Brett Jenkins
He revs it up high gives me a head nod, 'sup?
Old 05-16-2006, 10:44 PM
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As we say in basking in the afterglow.. " OH-WELL"
Old 05-16-2006, 11:01 PM
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That's better than sex.
Old 05-16-2006, 11:05 PM
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This almost happened to me once but the other guy was a little nicer. This was 30 odd years ago in another world. I was driving a 66 Dodge Coronet street hemi. I finally cought up with a 66 Plymoth of the same persuasion after trying for many a day. I pulled up beside him, looked him in the eye and reved the engine a couple of times. He just looked at me, shook his head and pointed behind us. I looked in the mirror to see one of NC's finest with his lites on. He gave me a ticket for 45 in a 35. Man, I am glad the other guy didn't do the same thing you did. No telling what would have happend I have never been so stupid since. 'I always look behind me now before I do such things'

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Old 05-16-2006, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by fbarnhill
This almost happened to me once but the other guy was a little nicer. This was 30 odd years ago in another world. I was driving a 66 Dodge Coronet street hemi. I finally cought up with a 66 Plymoth of the same persuasion after trying for many a day. I pulled up beside him, looked him in the eye and reved the engine a couple of times. He just looked at me, shook his head and pointed behind us. I looked in the mirror to see one of NC's finest with his lites on. He gave me a ticket for 45 in a 35. Man, I am glad the other guy didn't do the same thing you did. No telling what would have happend I have never been so stupid since. 'I always look behind me now before I do such things'

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YUK-YUK YUK...bad deal...hope you had your "seatbelt on". and insurance card...and could touch your nose with either hands index finger...
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Smaller towns are great, the cops here used to pull us over, yell at us and then tell our parents.
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Jeff,
Back then no seat belts were required, insurance wasn't much and I only paid $750.00 for that car with 45k miles on it. God, i wish I had that car back. I have never seen another one like it. I drove it on the street every day, the strip every weekend. Pressure plate came apart one day comming off the like at 5k rpms. One of the worst days of my life

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Old 05-16-2006, 11:15 PM
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I had a friend that got took up a challenge and got the guy going pretty qick on a road he knew very well. He waited and braked at the last minute before a deep dip in the road. Other guy didn't see it and my buddy said all he saw was sparks! Very dirrty I know but the look on that guys face must have been a doozy. Great story, I would have been the guy that got pulled over.
Old 05-16-2006, 11:18 PM
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Yeah...I guess so Frank, "Street Hemi" for "$750"...CHEAP GAS...THOSE WERE the good old days for sure. What has happened to our USA ??? This is Prrogress ?
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I think I would have had to pull over until my sides quit hurting from laughing so hard

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Originally Posted by fbarnhill
Jeff,
Back then no seat belts were required, insurance wasn't much and I only paid $750.00 for that car with 45k miles on it. God, i wish I had that car back. I have never seen another one like it. I drove it on the street every day, the strip every weekend. Pressure plate came apart one day comming off the like at 5k rpms. One of the worst days of my life

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I hope to hell you had a Lakewood blow proof bellhousing. I haven't seen this happen as a result of a failed pressure plate, but HAVE seen terrible consequenses, where the flywheel bolts failed, and the flywheel came through the floorboard like a circular saw... YOWIE...
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Had something similar happen to me when I had my 500e. Pulled up next to a El Camino that sounded pretty mean with a young kid in it. He revved, I looked and thought "this will be funny" and we both took off when the light turned green. Funny thing is that neither of us noticed five o behind us as we blasted forward. Yeah I was in front until I noticed the lights come on behind us. I thought "oh S__T"! Luckily the cop just turned his lights on and off as a warning........I nearly had a heart attack when I saw the lights come on.


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