Crumpler

While he will remain nameless, a fellow Rennlister, in an act of cruelty, has threatened to park his pristine 1986 928S outside -- on the street, no less -- for the entire winter...

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The reasons behind this remain unclear, but I can only assume he has become enamored with a 1972 Datsun Z, that I saw him working on in secret recently. In a further effort to likely avoid his wife parking outside in the snow, this individual made the above mentioned threat.

Unable to sleep well, while his plan was set in motion, I swooped in and placed a call to the Department of Senior Services, and reported him. In a court ordered act of protection, I have taken the car under my roof -- in an effort to avoid the unspeakable.


Pictured below are the girls snuggled up together, in their new little "Ssss Nest"

soontobered84

Thank goodness you came along when you did, Dave. Who knows what other evil this person might have inflicted upon the earth?

LOL, It's nice to have friends and acquaintances that have sufficient and extra space and are willing to accommodate friend's toys.

Crumpler

Yes! Humanitarian-of-the-year award accepted...


Truth be told, I'm a little worried, if you look hard enough you can see a For Sale sign on the roof of the car. He may have lost his faith! Then again he is still actively buying parts for the car. He might just need an intervention.

Speedtoys

What is winter?

MainePorsche

You're a good man Dave.
That would truly be an act of cruelty.

Randy V

I have reported this to the Admins!

Move to 914 forum.

OTR18WHEELER

Possession is 9/10's of ownership.
Hide the keys.

AO

Why not drive the darn thing? The term "Winter-Beater" comes to mind.

Bonster

Thanks for wasting our time, Randy.

LexVan

Make sure, on Wednesdays, you park 'em a little closer, head to toe, and play a little Barry White.

hacker-pschorr

I drove the '80 yesterday, even posted a special photo for you in the 928 photo thread....

Bob Rouleau

I can't figure out why this should go to the 914 forum unless Randy has started on the egg-nog early.

Crumpler

Yea, I wonder what they would make if they were bred in captivity?
I thought they were both girls, but you never know. Hey (is it too early in the thread to go into the gutter?) maybe they could just scissor for awhile...then I could IVF one or the other with some Royal Purple.
I will call Chris and see if he's okay with that, he didn't specify when he left me the keys.

Hacker I saw that run to the store yesterday! You park like I do buddy -- miles away from the nearest car. Good beer choice BTW

Randy V

Just kidding around, Bob - just like the rest of this thread.

Bonster