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Evan
Forget the other qualifications, you are in solely for the idea of faxing Steve a keg. That will keep him quiet for a while. Surprisingly, we do not have a Team Engine Builder yet. You sound immensely qaulified for the role. The function is yours, and welcome to the team (as soon as you can get a keg to come out of Steve's fax machine. Steve, let us know it's there before you tap it.
Forget the other qualifications, you are in solely for the idea of faxing Steve a keg. That will keep him quiet for a while. Surprisingly, we do not have a Team Engine Builder yet. You sound immensely qaulified for the role. The function is yours, and welcome to the team (as soon as you can get a keg to come out of Steve's fax machine. Steve, let us know it's there before you tap it.
#94
Originally posted by chris walrod
Since the HWFMR team is growing rapidly, I think we could keep better track of its members if we establish regions like west coast, central and east coast.
We could name the west coast region the "Both Feet In Region".
What ideas do you all have for the other two regions?
Since the HWFMR team is growing rapidly, I think we could keep better track of its members if we establish regions like west coast, central and east coast.
We could name the west coast region the "Both Feet In Region".
What ideas do you all have for the other two regions?
Or should that be "Everybody go to hell except the East Region Region"?
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Don't bother with the tap, Even. If I know Steve, he'll just knock the wood plug out of the bunghole, and chug it.
Steve, please post your fax number.
Steve, please post your fax number.
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Mike,
First of all, I'm not using Geritol as a substitute for the beer that I'm eagerly awaiting. I have a concoction known a "Beeritol" which is a carefilly mixed (shaken, not stirred) mixture of Geritol and beer. It is the very essence of life.
fax number: (805)532-1639 but wait 30 seconds while I get a bucket.
First of all, I'm not using Geritol as a substitute for the beer that I'm eagerly awaiting. I have a concoction known a "Beeritol" which is a carefilly mixed (shaken, not stirred) mixture of Geritol and beer. It is the very essence of life.
fax number: (805)532-1639 but wait 30 seconds while I get a bucket.
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What the HWFMR team needs is an "official inferior Porsche operator" or "official 'hey, thats no place for an engine' Porsche operator" or "official engine misplacer" You need representation of the inferior front mount water cooler! slow? the 911 guys say we are, can 911 guys ever be wrong? Noooooo! Am I fast on a track? Parts and pieces will fall off the damn car if i attempted high speeds! Hell, those ricers can beet me in a straight line with enough work on their civics.
I can represent two regions, one obscure, and one common. North Dakota and California, since both are my claim of residence. Anyone who came to North Dakota from California has to have a good enough sense of humor to trick themselves into finding themselves waking up to - temps and snow, puls the many other advantages of this state. you know.... its uh... flat, and uh.... people wearing full hunting cammo complete with hunting cammo cap is not cause for alarm in an airport around here...
I can also take care of transportation/overhead photography, since I am a licensed pilot. Beer? I can supply beer! I am a pilot after all, beer is a pilots forte! Hell, who doesn't like beer, or the guy who brings it??? keep me updated before i have to rebuild my motor! What better then a 951 to hold up your team standards? It is defintely up for the job, and capable of living up to your highest expectations!
Eyal
I can represent two regions, one obscure, and one common. North Dakota and California, since both are my claim of residence. Anyone who came to North Dakota from California has to have a good enough sense of humor to trick themselves into finding themselves waking up to - temps and snow, puls the many other advantages of this state. you know.... its uh... flat, and uh.... people wearing full hunting cammo complete with hunting cammo cap is not cause for alarm in an airport around here...
I can also take care of transportation/overhead photography, since I am a licensed pilot. Beer? I can supply beer! I am a pilot after all, beer is a pilots forte! Hell, who doesn't like beer, or the guy who brings it??? keep me updated before i have to rebuild my motor! What better then a 951 to hold up your team standards? It is defintely up for the job, and capable of living up to your highest expectations!
Eyal
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Steve,
Your Keg of Gold Cap Mobil 1 Fully Syhthetic Beer is on the way, with tap.
Although, the fax keeps dialing and not going through. Comes up no answer?
Truley did fax this to that #. Am I a numbnut, or are you pulling my leg, or both?
Evan.
Your Keg of Gold Cap Mobil 1 Fully Syhthetic Beer is on the way, with tap.
Although, the fax keeps dialing and not going through. Comes up no answer?
Truley did fax this to that #. Am I a numbnut, or are you pulling my leg, or both?
Evan.
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Eyal,
How can you supply the beer? You are only 19.
Jamie
How can you supply the beer? You are only 19.
Jamie
#100
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STOP! HOLD ON!!! There's been a strategic error.
Beer is pouring out of my fax machine, along with bits of broken bottles and some ground up kegs. I'm trying to hold my dog back with one arm, while typing this urgent plea with the other. The dog is already half drunk... oh crap... here come the cats.
I don't know who sent the beer, and who to recommend for membership. Just stop for now, and I'll soon post a mailing address.
Beer is pouring out of my fax machine, along with bits of broken bottles and some ground up kegs. I'm trying to hold my dog back with one arm, while typing this urgent plea with the other. The dog is already half drunk... oh crap... here come the cats.
I don't know who sent the beer, and who to recommend for membership. Just stop for now, and I'll soon post a mailing address.
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Originally posted by jford
Eyal,
How can you supply the beer? You are only 19.
Jamie
Eyal,
How can you supply the beer? You are only 19.
Jamie
BTW, ca993twin, you planning on showing up to the SoCal fun run i am putting together on dec 20th?
Eyal
#102
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Originally posted by Eyal 951
When you were 19, did you honeslty EVER have problems getting a hold of any alcohol you pleased???
When you were 19, did you honeslty EVER have problems getting a hold of any alcohol you pleased???
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where it should be, if you can die for your country, you can die taking place in drinking contests with alcohol you legally purchased... ah well, I'll manage waiting another year. (I'm 20 in a month) cheers!
~Eyal
~Eyal
#105
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Originally posted by Eyal 951
where it should be,....
where it should be,....
DMV never blinked - who would question a kids mother whether she was right about a birthdate??? So - when my license was issued - I just stared at it in disbelief.... Never told her until some years later - and only a few years ago - did I correct DMV (I hhad to bring in my Birth Certificate to prove to them I was indeed - 2 years younger.... )
Ahhhh - those were the days....