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Old 12-04-2003, 04:30 PM
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Evan

Forget the other qualifications, you are in solely for the idea of faxing Steve a keg. That will keep him quiet for a while. Surprisingly, we do not have a Team Engine Builder yet. You sound immensely qaulified for the role. The function is yours, and welcome to the team (as soon as you can get a keg to come out of Steve's fax machine. Steve, let us know it's there before you tap it.
Old 12-04-2003, 04:36 PM
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A friend suggested that I should join the "Hey Wait For Me Racing" team. It sounded like strange advice, since I'm always at the front of a pack of cars.
Old 12-04-2003, 04:54 PM
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Mike,

Get me that fax # so the keg can start flowing and I can add my title to my signature.

Should I fax Steve a tap or make him use a screwdriver and wrench?
Old 12-04-2003, 05:05 PM
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Originally posted by chris walrod
Since the HWFMR team is growing rapidly, I think we could keep better track of its members if we establish regions like west coast, central and east coast.

We could name the west coast region the "Both Feet In Region".

What ideas do you all have for the other two regions?
With due credit to Mel Brooks, I submit "Everybody go to hell except the East Region" as the name of the East region.

Or should that be "Everybody go to hell except the East Region Region"?
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Don't bother with the tap, Even. If I know Steve, he'll just knock the wood plug out of the bunghole, and chug it.

Steve, please post your fax number.
Old 12-04-2003, 05:20 PM
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Mike,

First of all, I'm not using Geritol as a substitute for the beer that I'm eagerly awaiting. I have a concoction known a "Beeritol" which is a carefilly mixed (shaken, not stirred) mixture of Geritol and beer. It is the very essence of life.

fax number: (805)532-1639 but wait 30 seconds while I get a bucket.
Old 12-04-2003, 05:27 PM
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What the HWFMR team needs is an "official inferior Porsche operator" or "official 'hey, thats no place for an engine' Porsche operator" or "official engine misplacer" You need representation of the inferior front mount water cooler! slow? the 911 guys say we are, can 911 guys ever be wrong? Noooooo! Am I fast on a track? Parts and pieces will fall off the damn car if i attempted high speeds! Hell, those ricers can beet me in a straight line with enough work on their civics.
I can represent two regions, one obscure, and one common. North Dakota and California, since both are my claim of residence. Anyone who came to North Dakota from California has to have a good enough sense of humor to trick themselves into finding themselves waking up to - temps and snow, puls the many other advantages of this state. you know.... its uh... flat, and uh.... people wearing full hunting cammo complete with hunting cammo cap is not cause for alarm in an airport around here...
I can also take care of transportation/overhead photography, since I am a licensed pilot. Beer? I can supply beer! I am a pilot after all, beer is a pilots forte! Hell, who doesn't like beer, or the guy who brings it??? keep me updated before i have to rebuild my motor! What better then a 951 to hold up your team standards? It is defintely up for the job, and capable of living up to your highest expectations!

Eyal
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Steve,

Your Keg of Gold Cap Mobil 1 Fully Syhthetic Beer is on the way, with tap.

Although, the fax keeps dialing and not going through. Comes up no answer?

Truley did fax this to that #. Am I a numbnut, or are you pulling my leg, or both?

Evan.
Old 12-04-2003, 05:32 PM
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Eyal,
How can you supply the beer? You are only 19.
Jamie
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STOP! HOLD ON!!! There's been a strategic error.

Beer is pouring out of my fax machine, along with bits of broken bottles and some ground up kegs. I'm trying to hold my dog back with one arm, while typing this urgent plea with the other. The dog is already half drunk... oh crap... here come the cats.

I don't know who sent the beer, and who to recommend for membership. Just stop for now, and I'll soon post a mailing address.
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Originally posted by jford
Eyal,
How can you supply the beer? You are only 19.
Jamie
When you were 19, did you honeslty EVER have problems getting a hold of any alcohol you pleased???

BTW, ca993twin, you planning on showing up to the SoCal fun run i am putting together on dec 20th?

Eyal
Old 12-04-2003, 05:38 PM
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Originally posted by Eyal 951
When you were 19, did you honeslty EVER have problems getting a hold of any alcohol you pleased???
Of course not. When I was 19 - the drinking age was 18....
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where it should be, if you can die for your country, you can die taking place in drinking contests with alcohol you legally purchased... ah well, I'll manage waiting another year. (I'm 20 in a month) cheers!
~Eyal
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Evan, Give me your fax no. Beer is chilled ready to go
Old 12-04-2003, 05:58 PM
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Originally posted by Eyal 951
where it should be,....
Well - to be honest - I was drinking at age 16 with a Valid NH Drivers license... My mother went to the Registry during the weekday (I was in school), as we were moving from MA to NH permanently - to fill in the application for both myself and my brother - who was older by 2 years. When she filled out the applications, and by mistake (a HUGE MISTAKE!) she put the SAME YEAR Birthdate (days/months were fine) as my older brothers....

DMV never blinked - who would question a kids mother whether she was right about a birthdate??? So - when my license was issued - I just stared at it in disbelief.... Never told her until some years later - and only a few years ago - did I correct DMV (I hhad to bring in my Birth Certificate to prove to them I was indeed - 2 years younger.... )

Ahhhh - those were the days....


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