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Old 07-08-2011, 12:38 AM
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Talking 993 Forum Game: Diss the Car!

This should be good...

The premise is to point out something negative about the picture in the latest post. However, you also have to post a picture of YOUR car for the next person to comment on it.

For example:



It's missing a front wiper, that can't be good...
or
I hate the fact that it's not in MY garage
So here it goes:



Fire away
Old 07-08-2011, 01:16 AM
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So, Shia LaBeouf drives a silver 993. Who knew?

Old 07-08-2011, 01:41 AM
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Red car drivers park in trees.

Old 07-08-2011, 08:58 AM
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Admitting I do not know what color the car actually is, this example makes me want to presume the owner is color blind. Red (maroon) and green do not go together unless it is Christmas. This owner must have no family or even a job as he surely must be spending all his time cleaning the brake dust from in between his mesh spokes as I do. I see this car and automatically think of "rolling contradiction". Convertible top AND forged lightweight Fikse rims? Where is the roll bar and the ascot/smoking pipe for the driver? Furthermore, everyone knows you dont park where you Schatz.

-Too harsh? Hope not as it is all in good fun. (BTW: love the car)


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Old 07-08-2011, 12:47 PM
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Turbo envy.
Old 07-08-2011, 01:03 PM
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Brake envy... So much so that the other cars in the lot are clearly snickering at it in the corner.

And who puts water-cooled wheels on an air-cooled car?

Old 07-08-2011, 01:09 PM
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Poor 993 with a front license plate - looks like buck-teeth.
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:13 PM
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Kim Kardashian in a little red dress!

Old 07-08-2011, 02:21 PM
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Cab drivers never know when to put the top up...they'll smile with leaves stuck to their teeth.
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:28 PM
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Is that a competition for who has the biggest rear bumperettes?
Old 07-08-2011, 02:43 PM
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Keeping the car's height jacked up so you can go drive it down on the beach?
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:46 PM
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Is it hard to see wearing an astronaut helmet on the track?

Old 07-08-2011, 02:53 PM
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Hey Cindy crawford, you gonna have that mole removed above your upper lip (above the basket handle)

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(Oooh, I got a double insult!) Guess I should roll out one of the other car, huh?

Can't say anything about Vic, since he didn't post a pic. Unless we're supposed to comment on avatars.

So for Quadcammer: always wondered who clicked the tire shine box out of the Exclusive Program option list.
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Oh, so the thread above got corrected once Vic got his pic posted................... Oh well.


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