Best thing I've ever read. Ever.
07-15-2015, 05:30 PM
#1
Race Director
Thread Starter
Best thing I've ever read. Ever.
This will probably get locked or abyssed, but I thought everyone deserved a chance to read this article:
Florida man arrested for having sex with an alligator
Mr. Darwin (the name is fantastically appropriate) probably isn't ideal next-door-neighbor material.
Florida man arrested for having sex with an alligator
Mr. Darwin (the name is fantastically appropriate) probably isn't ideal next-door-neighbor material.
07-15-2015, 05:38 PM
#4
Race Director
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The first sentence seems normal, but once you tack on the second sentence, it gets weird.
“The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”
“The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”
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07-15-2015, 07:11 PM
#8
Race Director
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Further investigation indicates that Mr. Darwin erroneously purchased "cassingles" by Iggy Izalea and Meaghan Trainor.
His near-misuse of "cracker music" is the subject of an Anderson Cooper / Nancy Grace special investigation. Tune in tonight to learn whether the music industry's labeling practices go far enough to prevent these deadly products from being purchased and misused by racist zoophiles in the commission of their heinous crimes.
His near-misuse of "cracker music" is the subject of an Anderson Cooper / Nancy Grace special investigation. Tune in tonight to learn whether the music industry's labeling practices go far enough to prevent these deadly products from being purchased and misused by racist zoophiles in the commission of their heinous crimes.
07-15-2015, 08:20 PM
#11
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“The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”
Uhhmmm, perhaps he, uh, didn't, you know, make, much of, you know, an oh, impression in, I mean to, er for, the gator?
Maybe he watched Pulp Fiction too many times and was confused?
Uhhmmm, perhaps he, uh, didn't, you know, make, much of, you know, an oh, impression in, I mean to, er for, the gator?
Maybe he watched Pulp Fiction too many times and was confused?
07-15-2015, 09:45 PM
#15
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when your frockin gators, it's always a good idea to let the neighborhood know about it.