Ode to the M96: “50 Ways to Lose Your Motor”
02-08-2017, 10:51 PM
#31
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02-08-2017, 11:24 PM
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Play the vid and sing along!!
Verse 1:
"Raby... Raby..... Raby... he don't believe me
Ooh, geez he don't believe me... that we need his help
I have got this squirmin', burnin', IMS not turnin' feelin' inside me
Ooh... deep inside my car..... and it sounds so bad"
Verse 2:
"You came and designed a new part, now (Raby, Raby)..... so cleverly...
The one Porsche should have thought of (Raby, Raby)
That seems to work correctly (Raby, Raby)
Ooh but now that I surrender all of my cash (Raby, Raby)... so helplessly
You now want to leave (Raby, Raby)
Ooh, you wanna close your hotline (Raby, Raby)
Ooh... Raby... Raby... Where do our calls go? Oooh don't I wonder...
I guess to Charles Navarro (Raby, Raby)."
Verse 1:
"Raby... Raby..... Raby... he don't believe me
Ooh, geez he don't believe me... that we need his help
I have got this squirmin', burnin', IMS not turnin' feelin' inside me
Ooh... deep inside my car..... and it sounds so bad"
Verse 2:
"You came and designed a new part, now (Raby, Raby)..... so cleverly...
The one Porsche should have thought of (Raby, Raby)
That seems to work correctly (Raby, Raby)
Ooh but now that I surrender all of my cash (Raby, Raby)... so helplessly
You now want to leave (Raby, Raby)
Ooh, you wanna close your hotline (Raby, Raby)
Ooh... Raby... Raby... Where do our calls go? Oooh don't I wonder...
I guess to Charles Navarro (Raby, Raby)."
Last edited by Cuda911; 02-09-2017 at 05:47 AM.
02-09-2017, 11:14 AM
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Man, y'all are hilarious! B3, the "50 ways" is stellar. Need I remind you guys, I do own a recording studio, and I do know how to point the *****!
part of it was the American / Polish background thingy.....
02-09-2017, 02:35 PM
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A W E S O M E guys!!! This is turning into an EPIC thread. hahaha
I'm in stitches! Cuda - I give you kudos (or should I say "Cudas") my friend on the song... love the "Raby raby" part! hahaha
Sneaky - I guess I'm the weird one here cause I always enjoyed reading your entanglements with Martin. hehehe.
I'm in stitches! Cuda - I give you kudos (or should I say "Cudas") my friend on the song... love the "Raby raby" part! hahaha
Sneaky - I guess I'm the weird one here cause I always enjoyed reading your entanglements with Martin. hehehe.
02-09-2017, 03:25 PM
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Regrettably, mullets and male pattern baldness don't coexist in nature...so the mullet and I went our separate ways. I left 80's music entirely, and the mullet started working on a solo career that never really went anywhere. Last I heard, it was cited for loitering around the showers at the Flying J truck stop in Barstow.
02-09-2017, 10:21 PM
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I'll have a go.
ready for slings and arrows:
Floyd, Comfortably Numb
Hello, hello-hello
are there any bearings in there?
Nod if you can hear things,,
Anything at alllllllll.
C'mon c'mon-down,
I can see you kneeling - down,
I can see the stain
Oil spread over the ground
Relax, relax-relax,
Jake has info that really hurts,
Just the basic facts,
he can show you piston skirts
There's no valve train - you are deceiving
A missed speed-shift - smoke on the horizon
You are only grinding off cam chains.....
Your wrist moves, but see the black flag waves....
When I was at 8 grand I had some lifters
my rods look just like six spitoons
now I feel like screaming once again - I can't explain you would not understand - the smoke tells me to google L and N
Myyyyyyyyyyy-yyyyy shaft has become,
chunks in the sump.
ready for slings and arrows:
Floyd, Comfortably Numb
Hello, hello-hello
are there any bearings in there?
Nod if you can hear things,,
Anything at alllllllll.
C'mon c'mon-down,
I can see you kneeling - down,
I can see the stain
Oil spread over the ground
Relax, relax-relax,
Jake has info that really hurts,
Just the basic facts,
he can show you piston skirts
There's no valve train - you are deceiving
A missed speed-shift - smoke on the horizon
You are only grinding off cam chains.....
Your wrist moves, but see the black flag waves....
When I was at 8 grand I had some lifters
my rods look just like six spitoons
now I feel like screaming once again - I can't explain you would not understand - the smoke tells me to google L and N
Myyyyyyyyyyy-yyyyy shaft has become,
chunks in the sump.
Last edited by docmirror; 02-10-2017 at 12:27 AM.
02-10-2017, 12:35 PM
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In another forum we had a thread with only limericks about the subject matter. Some were pretty colorful.
'A bigwig in a blue Panamera
sold his new pig and bought a Carerra
.......'
You get the idea.
'A bigwig in a blue Panamera
sold his new pig and bought a Carerra
.......'
You get the idea.
