OCBen

Marcel Mad & Dumb, you were supposed to back up your lie about doing this on your Boxster. I said it couldn't be done. Now go run along and find a Boxster to duck tape a coat hanger on and report back complete with pics otherwise we won't believe you.

Hey Marcel, you received the longest ban ever recorded here because of your petty whining. Are you looking to get banned again?

We're trying to raise some funds here for a Rennlist Member who passed away. Would you like to make a donation? I know that's probably a silly thing to ask of a freeloader like yourself, but I thought I'd run it by you anyway.


The only job that does is confirm your idiocy, which we knew already about you.

At 10 mph that wire will go flat in the airstream and can possibly come loose to scratch your car. Why don't you demonstrate and report back to us.

NJtarga4

To remove gooey adhesive use lighter fluid- won't damage paint, cheap, extremely effective. Now how can you change the speeds that raise and lower the damn spoiler

points

Unbelievably funny.Im still laughing picturing somebody in a 100,000.00 porsche with a coathanger duct taped to his car flopping around at 75 mph trying to see if its in the air.This is saturday night live material!

stumil

I offer for your viewing pleasure one of the best SNL skits of all time. As per William Shatner: "For crying out loud people, it's just a TV show". Feel free to substitute "hunk of metal" for TV show. Obsessed Trekkers go to conventions, we log into Rennlist. See YouTube link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS2mgNugHcM

cvazquez

Get the wife/significant other to sit on the rear monkey seats, they can tell you if the wing deployed at 80-85mph.

Einstein

how about setup your cam coder and record for a few minutes.

MMD

It's not going to go flat. (LOL)

Nevertheless... , not a problem, use a heavier guage wire until it works.

Stick a wire thru your sunroof to get an idea if your choice of wire guage will work.

MMD

Sorry to hear that.

Yes, it's good to be generous.

Unfortunately since you hacked the Rennlist system or somehow got hold of my personal information; I will not become a member (and, sadly, I won't be making a donation) because I don't want you to get more details about me which you might use in a malicious manner.

Gotta go; have fun exercizing your personality on everyone you meet.

OCBen

Prove me wrong.

(Hint: A rivet gun will work better than your duct tape for a more secure connection. That's it - no more hints.)

MMD

No need, I know my spoiler is working.

I gotta go..., my mommy is calling... , I can't play anymore with you.

mal28

tape a sign on the back window that says "honk when my spoiler goes up"

simple, cheap and effective

Irksome

You're a better man than I (or perhaps just a smaller one?) if you find getting to the back window is 'simple'...

OCBen

Ah yes, thanks for reminding me how omnipotent I am - I almost forgot. Now then, what if I promise not to post publicly your full name and SSN and bank accounts, will you then sign up and become a member? I do have this information, you do realize this of course, don't you?

Now, I realize the $18 membership cost here can set a Porsche owner back a bit, and for that reason we have easy payment plans for those who don't wish to put a strain on their family budget. We also take cash, but we won't take your beer bottles nor aluminum cans.

I'll tell ya what. Why don't you take that coat hanger of yours you already got duck taped to your car and tie a money bag to it with the $18 in cash. Insert a "deliver to" note with Rennlist's address inside made from cut & pasted letters like the kind you see in ransom notes so we can't trace your handwriting, and swing past your nearest post office with that money bag flapping in the wind, making sure not to go too fast and deploy your spoiler (no telling what would happen then) and make a hard turn to fling the bag on the premise. (Consider this your PDE qualification challenge.)

There, that's a solution right up your alley, right?

mal28

other suggestions
1) superglue a police whistle to the spoiler, listen for the sound as wind blow thru it when the spoiler goes up
2) turn on cruise control, stand up on drivers seat and look out sunroof to see spoiler
3)put a picture of a naked girl on the underside of the spoiler, if you see a Ford F150 following you, the spoiler is up
4)tape Viagra to the spoiler, if the spoiler goes up on its own, the viagra will not be used
5)roll the car onto its bad and then back upright, see where the road rash is on the spoiler
6)hire a neighborhood kid to get on his skateboard and hold onto the rear wiper, accelerate to 75 MPH and see if the spoiler breaks his grip
7)drive backwards at 75, if the spoiler goes up, it will act as an air brake and the car will slow down
8) run a hot wire from the ignition to the spoiler and back, creating a closed loop circuit , if the spoiler goes up, it will break the connection and the car will lose all power at 75MPH on the highway

OCBen

Ahhh c'mon, don't go. We're just having real fun now.

Seriously though, Marcel. I'm beginning to worry about you with your third grade mentality. Seeing bullies on the playground and running to your mommy is not something your boss at work should know about. I promise not to contact him, buddy o' pal.