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Old 11-23-2019, 12:30 AM
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Does anybody else think the Tesla truck looks like it was designed by a 4 year old! Talk about ugly! At first I thought it was a joke.

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Old 11-23-2019, 12:36 AM
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The Lordstown looks so much better.
Old 11-23-2019, 12:50 AM
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I'm calling it.

I say it's a joke. That can't be the new Tesla truck. It can't be. It has to be a big hoax. Elon loves playing big time jokes on people.

That would be the biggest wasted opportunity for that company if that really is the new Tesla truck. I was embarrassed for him watching the entire thing.
Old 11-23-2019, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by BSO
Pavlov would be delighted. Everyone has been trained to salivate at the latest 0-60 times, no matter the source.

Truly, now many times in a day, week or month does one make 0-60 runs in their ride. The total package is what matters.
^ Amen.
Old 11-23-2019, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MarcusG
I'm calling it.

I say it's a joke. That can't be the new Tesla truck. It can't be. It has to be a big hoax. Elon loves playing big time jokes on people.

That would be the biggest wasted opportunity for that company if that really is the new Tesla truck. I was embarrassed for him watching the entire thing.
Agree completely. Except for the embarrassment part. He is unembarassable.
Old 11-23-2019, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by cwilt


Would be better if the middle picture were crayons on construction paper.
How's this?



I find it very hard to believe Elon just bumbled this, the guy is kind of a "mad genius" but stupid I don't think so.
Old 11-23-2019, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by MarcusG
I'm calling it.

I say it's a joke. That can't be the new Tesla truck. It can't be. It has to be a big hoax. Elon loves playing big time jokes on people.

That would be the biggest wasted opportunity for that company if that really is the new Tesla truck. I was embarrassed for him watching the entire thing.
+1 I think it is going to end up looking more like this. If not, ELon needs to get this artist on the payroll.



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Old 11-23-2019, 01:56 AM
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Investors seem to have been impressed by the unveiling.




Old 11-23-2019, 01:57 AM
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I find it hard to believe that the same guy that produced the $100K Tesla, could present this monstrosity in public with a straight face...

I like the nicely styled $100K model but this is just way to stupid... O Dollars in the styling dept? Dig up Harley Earl and he could do better... There's just no excuse for it...

He better see s doctor and fast...
Old 11-23-2019, 02:21 AM
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Hate to say this, but it looks exactly like a homemade cardboard "race car" costume I once saw on a 10-year-old boy's dog at the Dachshund "Hallow-Wiener" annual event. And yes, he won 1st place...but that was on a DACHSHUND!!!

Pontiac Aztek, anyone???
Old 11-23-2019, 04:59 AM
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These guys try to make sense of the design and raise some interesting points:

https://insideevs.com/features/38397...k-makes-sense/
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Old 11-23-2019, 05:17 AM
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That thing is fuglier than a LADA and Wartburg and that's saying something.

At least the G class has military roots and has proven its design over 40 years. Same for the HMMWV that lter became H1.

But this??? Srsly?
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Old 11-23-2019, 07:20 AM
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people who are insane interpret the world differently than healthy people do.....and they believe it, too.....and they think the rest of us are insane....
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All refrigerators get cold, and all Tesla’s can go fast.

Speed is a commodity at this point.

Driver engagement and fun are way higher on my list.
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Old 11-23-2019, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by jcnesq
How's this?
Perfect.





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